This place.

Every time it shows up, Ray feels a bit nervous. Last time it were dreams. Before that, he got turned into a bird. It's no wonder, then, that he looks suspicious when he approaches the bar ( Read more... )

Ray still isn't sure about this place, even on its good days. It's just not natural, birds in pubs; and everything else is a bit strange as well. So, when he walks in to see the whole place looking like it was decorated with what was at the bottom of Jon Pertwee's cupboards, he almost turns right around and walks back out. Except there's no door ( Read more... )

It's her day off, so she had gone to the shops - not that there was anything she needed, but it was better than hanging around the house, and better than hanging around the hospital ( Read more... )

Gene isn't sure why this place keeps bringing him back almost as soon as he gets home but as it happens, he's not complaining today. He's got a bastard big hangover and things look like they're about to get proper messy back in Manchester - which is fine, normal even. But its much easier to deal with when you've got a decent breakfast in you.

'Full ( Read more... )

It's one thing to work with a man, and another thing entirely to have him save your arse. But even that can't bring Sam down tonight ( Read more... )

There's the roar of an engine coming from somewhere near the forest. It's a deep, throaty sound and soon accompanied by the squeal of tyres though at first, there's nothing to be seen.

Until there is.

Out of nowhere, a car appears. It's big and bronze and makes a hell of a racket. But possibly not as much of one as Gene.

'...bloody 'ell is goin' on!'

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" -- out of here! Let me out of h -- "

Apparently DI Sam Tyler was not expecting the door to give way, no matter how hard he was shoving at it.

It means that once it does open, he goes sprawling, catching himself on hands and knees and taking a deep breath.

Okay, two deep breaths ( Read more... )

[OOM:

Team Hunt 1 - Murderin' Bastard 0

Man of the Match: Sam Tyler]

Gene is in an extremely good mood when he finds himself in Milliways today. Another nutjob behind bars, another skirt saved from certain death (not that the mouthy cow'll be grateful but he doesn't expect miracles) and his new DI showed he actually knows how to catch a criminal. ( Read more... )

[Just pre-Milliways: It's the freakiest show.]

Sam Tyler had been hoping that somewhere between leaving his flat and getting to what he still thinks of as his office, something would have happened. Something like waking up, getting home, realizing it had all been some strange fever dream, finding out that he was still a DCI after all ( Read more... )